T.M.I.

Once upon a time when I was 16, I worked for a Medical Shipping company with my firend Lance (and at different times my friend Ashley and Jeni worked there also.) We would go right after school from 3-6:00, I was in charge of the accounts payable and Lance would fill the invoices and ship the medical supplies.
I remember hiding the clock on my computer with a post-it because I would check to see what time it was at least every 5 min. Time went by so slow and it was so boring. And my boss, Dave was a DORK! I was always a bit late to work, well I always got there after Lance and it was kindof the joke.
One day I was getting a ride to work and Lance was driving next to us...I decided that this would be the day that I would beat him to work. This office was in the basement of a HUGE house, we had to park our cars on the street and walk down a long driveway to get to the door. Well I jumped out of the car as Lance was parking and started BOOKING it down the driveway. I totally won, but the door was locked. We started laughing so hard and I peed my pants. Yes, I peed my pants. I didn't have a car to go home in and I had work that I needed to do. I was so embarrassed, but not surprised, I have many stories similar to this one. Anyway, Lance gave me his sweatshirt to tie around my waist, and I sat in pee for hours. SICK!!

Well last night I was coming home from Ikea with my chillins and right as I had walked around the car to get Brad out, I HAD TO PEE rightthatSECOND. Audrey was already out of the car waiting for me and I just started saying, "I'm going to pee my pants Audrey!!", as Id dropped my diaper bag and started doing my potty dance. She was trying to give me encouragement, saying things like, "Mom, just hurry to the bathroom. Mom, why didn't you go before we left the store. " But with no success, I peed my pants in my front yard, in front of my two children at 25 years of age!! What!?

That's all. The end.